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It’s ridiculous. Honestly. Take me back to Richmond. PLEASE.  My parents for some reason still think I’m a child. Listen, I’m 19. I’m not saying I’m wise in all the ways in the world, but I think I’ve lived enough meager years of my life to merit some respect, some trust. Okay, A semester at college has passed. No, I still don’t drink, no I still don’t smoke, though I’m pretty sure anyone else in my situation would have done so long ago. I’m not a child. I don’t need to be chided for every mistake I’ve made. I’m old enough to clearly discern right from wrong. Just stop babying me.

Start treating me like a regular human being.

I’ve seen these guys too often where I live, and It’s pissed me off. Why the HELL are you sticking freaking flame stickers on your shitty 1980 HONDA CIVIC. FLAME STICKERS DO NOT MAKE THE DAMN CAR GO ANY FASTER, DAMN. AND THEN YOU HAVE THE BULLET HOLE STICKERS.  We get it, your car sucks, stop making it even MORE obvious with your obnoxious stickers, if you want damn street cred get in an ACTUAL gunfight, alright? The worst though, are those boneheads who buy a body kit and a makeshift spoiler.  LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU CAN BUY A BODY KIT, BUT YOU CAN’T EVEN PAINT IT THE RIGHT COLOR!?!?!?! YOU HAVE A WHITE CAR, WHY DID YOU BUY A BLACK BODY KIT, THEY HAVE WHITE ONES. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SPOILER OR A WING, THAT DOESN’T MEAN XZIBIT PIMPED YOUR RIDE.

HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE

(Or at least better taste in stickers :D)

^YOU SEE THIS? UNACCEPTABLE!

/end rant