Sign it here: Link
THIS IS LESS NOTES THAN THAT CHIKEN TOO (right?)
FOLKS. You actually need to take a minute and sign this.
(Also, the fluffy chicken thing is in reference to a post where a girl found a photo of a chicken with awesome fluff and her mom said if she got a half million notes on Tumblr, she could get a chicken like that as a pet, and so she asked Tumblr and it got a bajillion notes and she got a kickass pet, and I just feel like if you took the time to read and comprehend all that you really have time to sign this petition.)
Less than 10,000 needed. Do your part, right now.