d34dc45t: cristy: acruelultimatum: “Daddy interrogates daughter to get a confession on who is her favorite parent.” ahhhhhh!!! that was the best thing ever.
occupiedmuslim: A Muslim man could steal gum and the press would report it as an act of terrorism. I mean he shouldn’t be stealing gum anyway, but I get it.
hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
theangelgabrieldidmyhair: Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought
How amazing is it, To feel the winds of the world- From your silent breath?
derpalicious: greenmariosmansion: alakazams really are so smart look at this guy he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this Foresight finally worked.